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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam.
    He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

    One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

    After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

    Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?"
    She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"

    The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.
    Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

    The dying man said nothing.

    The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.

    The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

    The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody!"

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