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  1. 01-27-2006, 12:30 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I think it's quite a rare thing for a woman to go up to a man and offer to buy him a drink if she don't know him.
    Mind you, it's rare to have a woman buy a guy a beer even if she knows him. The dirty beetches are accustomed to have things paid for them.
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    Perpetuated by delusional blokes. One of my mates is a fecker to get a round out of (I think he has Scottish blood) but come 10pm, he's buying alcopops for any old slapper with half a tit out.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  3. 01-27-2006, 12:31 AM Lounge   -   #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
    .... no identity crisis with me
    So why all the questions about yourself then? Hmmm???
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  5. 01-27-2006, 12:31 AM Lounge   -   #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
    You city Dude! ..
    Me in small town, the girl knows about me big willy.
    Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheabove


    Btw, the 'city' I live in has loike a thousand people living in it, if that.
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  7. 01-27-2006, 12:32 AM Lounge   -   #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I think he has Scottish blood
    Eugh.
    You still hang out with him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
    You city Dude! ..
    Me in small town, the girl knows about me big willy.
    Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheabove
    fuck no dude! the days have gone, the pop of sheringham is 8,000 +
    not seen this bird till today
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo

    Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheabove


    Btw, the 'city' I live in has loike a thousand people living in it, if that.
    That's no city. That's a village.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
    .... no identity crisis with me
    So why all the questions about yourself then? Hmmm???
    it'a not questions, it's do you get free drinks like me,
    have you got it dude!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
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    So why all the questions about yourself then? Hmmm???
    it'a not questions, it's do you get free drinks like me,
    have you got it dude!
    I don't want any free drinks.
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  17. 01-27-2006, 12:36 AM Lounge   -   #19
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    I don't like mingers coming on to me, no way
    I had a girl that was so face pasted it was well scary
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  19. 01-27-2006, 12:37 AM Lounge   -   #20
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    do I look poor?
    do i look sexy?
    do people feel sorry for me? or is that the "do I look poor" category

    have i got a big cock?
    have i got what it takes?
    have i got a smile what makes woman wet, very wet?
    Btw these questions don't ask anything about free drinks.
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