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  1. 01-29-2006, 12:59 AM #41
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  3. 01-29-2006, 01:38 AM Lounge   -   #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    A non-sequitur. Didn't see that one coming.

    A poor one at that. Why did you bring a penis and eyesight into it, your flawed hyperthetical situation was the kid/missus carrying thing.



    Buh bye now

    Stop being a bully. You know perfectly well he doesn't really understand.
    My bastardized karmic belief will probably mean that he'll be on top form tomorrow.

    If he can boost himself to the keyboard from within the depths of his invalid wanking pit, that is.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  5. 01-29-2006, 10:45 AM Lounge   -   #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    Stop being a bully. You know perfectly well he doesn't really understand.
    If he can boost himself to the keyboard from within the depths of his invalid wanking pit, that is.
    What type of invalid does he supply this service for.

    I know Blyth has a bad peg, would she qualify.
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  7. 01-29-2006, 12:24 PM Lounge   -   #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker

    If he can boost himself to the keyboard from within the depths of his invalid wanking pit, that is.
    What type of invalid does he supply this service for.

    I know Blyth has a bad peg, would she qualify.


    The service doesn't carry to anyone purporting to be female as Mme Busywank is paranoid about concealed weapons.

    If one of his clients is packing, it has to be displayed proudly up front.
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  9. 01-30-2006, 10:54 AM Lounge   -   #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    I might leave any ginger children behind however.
    Damn right, the ginger kid probably started the fire in the first place



    Anyway, to answer the question, I would obviously save the baby first.
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  11. 01-30-2006, 11:05 AM Lounge   -   #46
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    kids first. Besides, I would guess that my partner (unless incapacitated) could quite well save himself.
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  13. 01-30-2006, 11:23 AM Lounge   -   #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by sArA
    kids first. Besides, I would guess that my partner (unless incapacitated) could quite well save himself.
    Just save them both, silly.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker

    If he can boost himself to the keyboard from within the depths of his invalid wanking pit, that is.
    What type of invalid does he supply this service for.

    I know Blyth has a bad peg, would she qualify.

    Errrrrrrrr?
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  17. 01-30-2006, 07:53 PM Lounge   -   #49
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    Someone mentions 'invalids' and 'wanking' in the same sentence and for some inexplicable reason, your name is mentioned.

    It's inexplicable.
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  19. 01-30-2006, 07:54 PM Lounge   -   #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Someone mentions 'invalids' and 'wanking' in the same sentence and for some inexplicable reason, your name is mentioned.

    It's inexplicable.

    Totally inexplicable! I'm truly shocked.

    Are you ahead of yourself yet or still plugging away?
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