Pointless Swearing.

[manker]

I got stopped this time last week on my way home from work, I was speeding, probably going twice as fat as the limit.

I don't know if the policechap clocked me or not but anyway, he pulled me over, was a bit sarky about me being out so late and told me I'd have to produce my documents down at the local nick. I said I'd prefer him to follow me home and I could show them to him as I really was rather tied up for the next week or so.

He refused and asked me to get out of my car and sit in his police car so we could have a chat. Presumably so he could determine whether to believe my 'I've not been drinking' statement and take my details.

Then his radio went off and he had to go to attend some accident, he had this to say to me:

I've got to fucking go, it's your fucking lucky night. Go on, fuck off.

[Proper Bo]

such senseless swearing.....if he had any sense, he would have added "you cunt" on the end

[Snee]

The things they learn in the academy these days

He prolly picked it up off one of the other cadets who'd heard it from his da or something

[hobbes]

I got stopped this time last week on my way home from work, I was speeding, probably going twice as fat as the limit.

I don't know if the policechap clocked me or not but anyway, he pulled me over, was a bit sarky about me being out so late and told me I'd have to produce my documents down at the local nick. I said I'd prefer him to follow me home and I could show them to him as I really was rather tied up for the next week or so.

He refused and asked me to get out of my car and sit in his police car so we could have a chat. Presumably so he could determine whether to believe my 'I've not been drinking' statement and take my details.

Then his radio went off and he had to go to attend some accident, he had this to say to me:

I've got to fucking go, it's your fucking lucky night. Go on, fuck off.

You should have asked him what highschool he failed out of.

[GepperRankins]

mang, you're lucky. i'm sure EFF hates you now too

[manker]

Yea ... I'd more or less forgotten about it - was only effy's post that reminded me about the sweary policechap.

[ziggyjuarez]

Whats so pointless about that?It makes him sound like a big man.Gotta keep them pink hair'd psychos in check.

[GepperRankins]

agreed with ziggied

[ziggyjuarez]

[manker]

Whats so pointless about that?It makes him sound like a big man.Gotta keep them pink hair'd psychos in check.

It was pointless because he went back the way I'd come to get to his accident or wherever.

I thought he was a bit of a cawk for swearing loads to try to make out either that he was a 'big man', or 'one of the guys'.

So I went the rest of the way home at the speed I always do anyway.

Fucking fast.