View Poll Results: Do you lie about your cawk size?

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    Seedler have you got any pussy yet?

    I mean I make jokes and insults telling folk to suck dick or eat ball hair but you've got

    peak wanking time, lie about your penis, wank in pub(l)ic threads.

    You need some pussy...really....from a voluptuous ultra-warm big tittied bubble assed black chick....so she could fuck your mind up.

    She'll make your little baby nuts quiver.

    Clean yourself up. Get an Even Steven and dress decent and don't talk to much and they'll come to you...unless you are really ugly in the face....and even then if you fix everything else up right, you'll have a fightng chance.
    Last edited by Busyman; 01-31-2006 at 04:57 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Seedler have got any pussy yet?

    I mean I make jokes and insults telling folk to suck dick or eat ball hair but you've got

    peak wanking time, lie about your penis, wank in pub(l)ic threads.

    You need some pussy...really....from a voluptuous ultra-warm big tittied bubble assed black chick....so she could fuck your mind up.

    She'll make your little baby nuts quiver.
    rofl, although that reply's directed at me, it's still one the the most halarious o3wnage posts I'v seen!!


    edit: i dont get any pussy because first of all im in high school, all the slutty chick has fucking STIs and i aint coming anywhere near them with ma healthy cawk. All the uninfected girls are obviously too goody goody to have anything to do with me. Really, it's hard getting virgin puss.
    Last edited by Seedler; 01-31-2006 at 04:32 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Seedler have got any pussy yet?

    I mean I make jokes and insults telling folk to suck dick or eat ball hair but you've got

    peak wanking time, lie about your penis, wank in pub(l)ic threads.

    You need some pussy...really....from a voluptuous ultra-warm big tittied bubble assed black chick....so she could fuck your mind up.

    She'll make your little baby nuts quiver.
    rofl, although that reply's directed at me, it's still one the the most halarious o3wnage posts I'v seen!!


    edit: i dont get any pussy because first of all im in high school, all the slutty chick has fucking STIs and i aint coming anywhere near them with ma healthy cawk. All the uninfected girls are obviously too goody goody to have anything to do with me. Really, it's hard getting virgin puss.

    hahah yup, pure pwnage!

    heres some advice seedler, get the goodie goodie's drunk, then they turn into fucking FUCKING MACHINES!

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Seedler have got any pussy yet?

    I mean I make jokes and insults telling folk to suck dick or eat ball hair but you've got

    peak wanking time, lie about your penis, wank in pub(l)ic threads.

    You need some pussy...really....from a voluptuous ultra-warm big tittied bubble assed black chick....so she could fuck your mind up.

    She'll make your little baby nuts quiver.
    rofl, although that reply's directed at me, it's still one the the most halarious o3wnage posts I'v seen!!


    edit: i dont get any pussy because first of all im in high school, all the slutty chick has fucking STIs and i aint coming anywhere near them with ma healthy cawk. All the uninfected girls are obviously too goody goody to have anything to do with me. Really, it's hard getting virgin puss.
    You should be armoring the dick anyway, Seedler.

    If she has bald pubic patches, she has crabs (or the mange or some shit) and condoms don't work with that. STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

    Try to get a look at the twat before diving in.

    No eating. That's for your real gf not any easy stuff that comes your way.

    Don't be too eager. Be cool and you'll probably have one say, "You know what, why don't you just fuck me."

    Stay cool.

    Again, this is all based on the assumption that you aren't buttfuck oogly.

    If you have acne,

    Wash your face 3 times a day.

    Think about seeing a dermatologist or try ProActive.
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    And ffs, get a decent haircut.

    Get one like a black dude and you'll stand out as being cooler than your friends.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler

    rofl, although that reply's directed at me, it's still one the the most halarious o3wnage posts I'v seen!!


    edit: i dont get any pussy because first of all im in high school, all the slutty chick has fucking STIs and i aint coming anywhere near them with ma healthy cawk. All the uninfected girls are obviously too goody goody to have anything to do with me. Really, it's hard getting virgin puss.
    You should be armoring the dick anyway, Seedler.

    If she has bald pubic patches, she has crabs (or the mange or some shit) and condoms don't work with that. STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

    Try to get a look at the twat before diving in.

    No eating. That's for your real gf not any easy stuff that comes your way.

    Don't be too eager. Be cool and you'll probably have one say, "You know what, why don't you just fuck me."

    Stay cool.

    Again, this is all based on the assumption that you aren't buttfuck oogly.

    If you have acne,

    Wash your face 3 times a day.

    Think about seeing a dermatologist or try ProActive.
    ---
    And ffs, get a decent haircut.

    Get one like a black dude and you'll stand out as being cooler than your friends.
    lol thx for the tips to get laid safely....

    I think they should stick this...no seriously, make this a sticky, a lot of young guys out there need to read this

    O btw, busyman, how do you know condoms don't work on crabs infected puss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    You should be armoring the dick anyway, Seedler.

    If she has bald pubic patches, she has crabs (or the mange or some shit) and condoms don't work with that. STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

    Try to get a look at the twat before diving in.

    No eating. That's for your real gf not any easy stuff that comes your way.

    Don't be too eager. Be cool and you'll probably have one say, "You know what, why don't you just fuck me."

    Stay cool.

    Again, this is all based on the assumption that you aren't buttfuck oogly.

    If you have acne,

    Wash your face 3 times a day.

    Think about seeing a dermatologist or try ProActive.
    ---
    And ffs, get a decent haircut.

    Get one like a black dude and you'll stand out as being cooler than your friends.
    lol thx for the tips to get laid safely....

    I think they should stick this...no seriously, make this a sticky, a lot of young guys out there need to read this

    O btw, busyman, how do you know condoms don't work on crabs infected puss?
    Condoms go in pussy. It'll protect your dick hole and small (and large actually)tears that you might get on your dick from vaginal juice (plus blood) getting in due to the friction. (some call it Dah Rubbin')

    Crabs are in the pubics. No matter what, you are going to have pube to pube contact so barring a miracle YOU WILL get crabs if she has them.

    That's why you look to see if she had a bald spot snatched outta her pubics.

    I grew up paranoid about these things. I wonder if it's why I don't like bald clams (that and it looks fooking oogly). It looks pre-adolescent and I like womanly looking twat.
    Last edited by Busyman; 01-31-2006 at 03:39 PM.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    I womanly looking twat.
    Some confession there Busy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sArA
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    I womanly looking twat.
    Some confession there Busy...


    It's hard writing this stuff when a 5 year-old is looking at the computer. I have to remember she can't read it.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

    Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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    344---5--5301---3232

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