tour de france

[baccyman]

A very exited mother asked her daughter: Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?
Her daughter replied: Better than that, four of them recognized it.



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Fox News is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 7th Tour de France title.
In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room, were:

(1) Toothpaste

(2) Deodorant

(3) Soap

French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...



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A man was brought up on charges of bigamy.
The judged looked at the docket and said, "Good God, man! You’re charged with marrying six women. How could you do such a thing?"

"Hey, judge, gimme a break," the man replied. "I was only trying to find a good one."

[hippychick]

@ Lance Armstrong joke