The Riddler's Gauntlet

[Riddler]

OK, let's get busy !

Riddle me this, Magic, Z, kAb, ne1 and all who can handle the pressure...

Carl has a psychological disorder whereby he takes everything literally. He is also incredibly obedient; if you tell him to " hop to it ", he will literally hop.
When he was out walking in the park recently, he came upon a sign. When he read it, he looked around until he found a gardener, and approached him.
" Excuse me, " he said to the gardener, in a defiant tone. " There is no freakin' way you're going to get me into one of those bins ! "
The confused gardener followed Carl's pointing finger to an ordinary garbage bin.
What did the sign say to cause Carl to behave this way ?

( my apologies to anyone here named Carl )

[MagicNakor]

"Refuse to be put in the bins provided." Or something like that.

Not really riddles, you've degraded into brainteasers.

[Riddler]

Holy kick my ass Batman ! Well, I guess being so damn smart gives you the right to enforce the rules !

You're right, though. My name isn't: "Riddler, puzzler, brainteaser, logic problem Dude "....so I shall attempt to stay focused on the task. Here goes........

In the dripping gloom I see
A creature with broad antlers, motionless.
It turns it's head--one gleaming eye devours the dark.
I hear it cough and clear it's throat
Then, with a hungry roar, it charges into the night
And is swallowed whole.

Whatizit ?

[Got_brains?]

A raindeer?

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Got_memory?@22 April 2003 - 04:21
A raindeer? 

Wow ! You're good ! That's absolutely ..... never mind.

[Riddler]

Come on now kids, no dessert until you eat your liver & broccoli ! This one's not THAT tough is it ?

[kAb]

Originally posted by Riddler@22 April 2003 - 02:53
In the dripping gloom I see
A creature with broad antlers, motionless.
It turns it's head--one gleaming eye devours the dark.
I hear it cough and clear it's throat
Then, with a hungry roar, it charges into the night
And is swallowed whole.

Whatizit ?

motorcycle

[Riddler]

YEEEAAAH BABY ! Way to go kAb. Now you can have your dessert...........

Don't tell MagicNator about this one, cuz I'll catch shit for it being more of a puzzle than a riddle, but I can't help myself !

A dead man's naked body is lying in the desert.
Nearby is a heap of clothes.
There's a straw in the hand of the dead man.
What happened here ?

[WeeMouse]

A donkey ate him!!!


Well, it could happen!

[kAb]

Originally posted by Riddler@22 April 2003 - 14:43
YEEEAAAH BABY ! Way to go kAb. Now you can have your dessert...........

Don't tell MagicNator about this one, cuz I'll catch shit for it being more of a puzzle than a riddle, but I can't help myself !

A dead man's naked body is lying in the desert.
Nearby is a heap of clothes.
There's a straw in the hand of the dead man.
What happened here ?

i know the answer to that one by chance...
its the weirdest answer ever...