Yours Sincerely,
Dark Steno @ Maskawaih
That was sad, how does she wipe her bum after a poo,
Rag on a stick?
And god knows how that wheelchair holds 44 stone, that's just not safe.
Instead of having french frys she should have had something less fat to eat,
so she's not helping herself at all.
On the TV the other day, they say Scottish kids are the fattest on the planet, what is going on with parents giving kids shit food
Last edited by Buffalo; 02-02-2006 at 11:37 AM.
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
I think you answered your own question. Have you had Scottish food?Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
Imagine if you're her caregiver, and you had to take care of her hygiene activities...
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There's plenty to go round, I'm sure she wouldn't mind a nice spit roastOriginally Posted by Mr. Mulder
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Did you see the caregiver chap? he was a midgetOriginally Posted by Seedler
Poor sod
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
At least she's happy. She is going to DIE but at least she's happy.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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