Marinara alert

[hobbes]

I burnt myself on some hot marinara sauce bubbling on my stove.

I first administered CPR to myself for about an hour.

I then transfused myself with 5 pints of blood or was it KC Masterpiece Bar-B-Que Sauce. Whatever it was, it was in the cupboard.

I am planning to intubate myself shortly.

Am I taking all this too lightly.

My thumb does sting quite a bit.

[JPaul]

I burnt myself on some hot marinara sauce bubbling on my stove.

I first administered CPR to myself for about an hour.

I then transfused myself with 5 pints of blood or was it KC Masterpiece Bar-B-Que Sauce. Whatever it was, it was in the cupboard.

I am planning to intubate myself shortly.

Am I taking all this too lightly.

My thumb does sting quite a bit.

I think intubation is the best idea.

[hobbes]

I burnt myself on some hot marinara sauce bubbling on my stove.

I first administered CPR to myself for about an hour.

I then transfused myself with 5 pints of blood or was it KC Masterpiece Bar-B-Que Sauce. Whatever it was, it was in the cupboard.

I am planning to intubate myself shortly.

Am I taking all this too lightly.

My thumb does sting quite a bit.

I think intubation is the best idea.

I just stuck a funnel up my nose and I feel much better.

[JPaul]

I think intubation is the best idea.

I just stuck a funnel up my nose and I feel much better.

Thank feck, it was getting serious for a moment there.

[clocker]

If you decide to crack open your chest, please to be taking pictures.

I'd recommend a song for that.

[hobbes]

If you decide to crack open your chest, please to be taking pictures.

I'd recommend a song for that.

I cracked my chest first.

I was doing open cardiac massage for an hour.

I thought that was the obvious first step.

It is the stop, drop and roll of marinara burns.

[clocker]

I think the obvious first step would have been to ask what Jesus would have done.
Followed by self-administered cardiac massage, naturally.

How'd the sauce turn out by the way?

[j2k4]

If you'd thought to simply amputate, you could be eating by now.

[tesco]

If you'd thought to simply amputate, you could be eating by now.

Not everyone's a doctor like you.

[j2k4]

If you'd thought to simply amputate, you could be eating by now.

Not everyone's a doctor like you.

I'm a brain surgeon; I don't do amputations, Ross.

Well...not for money, anyway.