Casper - Am I done here?
Shane - No you're not done here. Not until you tell us what you were doing at Almato Alvarado's apartment today.
Casper - You all are buggin'. I was at my homegirls and how am gon' kill somebody I neva even heard of?
Shane - And how long before you piss off the wrong Mandingo and he wastes your pasty wigger ass as reparations?
Casper - The streets ain't got nuttin' but love for Casper as long as I'm puttin' money in their pockets.
Vic - Hmph. One bad month and you'll be danglin' from a balcony just like Vanilla Ice.
Shane - Another great white wannabe. Next thing you know we're gonna be hearing about some shitty rap album your gonna wanna put out.
Casper - Why you trippin' on dis blackwhite shit. Color ain't a thang.
Shane - Oh come one, man. It's just us glacier monkeys. We both know white is right and black is whack.
Vic - Which is why you are rollin' with the pretty white lady. You may talk like a brother but you hang with your own.
Shane - Not that the sistas would show you love anyway.
Casper - Man I get more black ass than a bus bench in Compton, ya heard?
Vic & Shane (laughter)
Vic - Hard for me to imagine you holdin' it down with some Nubian matress monster.
Casper - Well you need to ask somebody, one-time. Tanisha's my go to girl. She let me tear her phat ass and sugarwalls up anytime I want. White hoe's only around 'cause she swallows nut and I can take her home to moms without any drama.
Shane - [sarcasm]Word[/sarcasm]