tips for dating girls

[WOX]

so i guess i should pretend something i'm not

[Mr. Mulder]

Women like barstards, complete barstards. I'm a complete barstard.

leaves none for us complete tossers

[WOX]

i was thinkin like being a villian do women like villians

[Snee]

I like gillians.

'cept the french ones.

[WOX]

this kind of remebers me the first movie of american pie
"suck me beautiful" lol

[Mr. Mulder]

I like gillians.

[Mr. Mulder]

this kind of remebers me the first movie of american pie
"suck me beautiful" lol

you silver tongued fox

[Spider_dude]

true story, my mate al didnt have a condom when he was gonna shag some dirty. she was like "well we cant shag" his reply was "but you can still put your lips round it"

[Snee]

and then what happened? :bawa:

[Gripper]

Just sit in the corner licking your eyebrows...works for me
or dress up as a girl and pull a lesbian...also works for me