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    Hopefully it will be just tackthing enough to keep me in my office and out of the sugar mines for another year.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    1.8 Million people filed their self-assessment tax returns on line this year. Fact.

    That's a brazilian quids that mank3r didn't earn.

    Another year driving bread lorries at le weekend.

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    That'll be 1.8 million tax returns being filed online, rather than individual people filing them, monsieur de peche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    That'll be 1.8 million tax returns being filed online, rather than individual people filing them, monsieur de peche.
    Filing them or causing them to be filed, makes no odds.

    Some people get so caught up with semantics it makes me sick.

    They file it, their agent or representative files it, it's treated in exactly the same way by the tax collectors. :diddy:

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    The same charge applies whether it's filed online or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker


    The same charge applies whether it's filed online or not.
    What on Earth are you talking about.

    Do you mean the exorbitant fee you con out of clients, for pretending to do their tax return. When it's actually a blonde with hawt bewds who does it, for minimum wage, while you fanny about on the interweb and take phoaties of your arse to post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker


    The same charge applies whether it's filed online or not.
    What on Earth are you talking about.

    Do you mean the exorbitant fee you con out of clients, for pretending to do their tax return. When it's actually a blonde with hawt bewds who does it, for minimum wage, while you fanny about on the interweb and take phoaties of your arse to post.
    So. Everybody wins, is what you are saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    What on Earth are you talking about.

    Do you mean the exorbitant fee you con out of clients, for pretending to do their tax return. When it's actually a blonde with hawt bewds who does it, for minimum wage, while you fanny about on the interweb and take phoaties of your arse to post.
    So. Everybody wins, is what you are saying
    If you want to see phoaties of a charlatan's arse thats a matter for you mate.

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    rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker


    The same charge applies whether it's filed online or not.
    What on Earth are you talking about.

    Do you mean the exorbitant fee you con out of clients, for pretending to do their tax return. When it's actually a blonde with hawt bewds who does it, for minimum wage, while you fanny about on the interweb and take phoaties of your arse to post.
    Oic. I thought you were saying that this online thingie might be to my financial detriment. I thought that simply because that's what you wrote.

    My fault, obviousement

    SnnY is right too - everyone wins. Hawt birds get their £88.45 ($1376.01) every Friday, clients get their tax done, I get time to fanny about on t'interweb and you lot get to see my shapely behind.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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