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  1. 02-26-2006, 07:25 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
    You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
    You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
    You have killed 3744 kittens.
    Ziggy beat me
    I wouldn't have thought him so inclined to help in that fashion.

    Did you thank him at all, at all.
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  3. 02-26-2006, 09:33 PM Lounge   -   #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Ziggy beat me
    I wouldn't have thought him so inclined to help in that fashion.

    Did you thank him at all, at all.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  5. 02-26-2006, 09:35 PM Lounge   -   #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Ziggy beat me
    I wouldn't have thought him so inclined to help in that fashion.

    Did you thank him at all, at all.

    :reallol: you still eat babies though
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  7. 02-26-2006, 09:36 PM Lounge   -   #14
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    You have made 11.375 gallons and 94.9289705 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 80.888888888889 yards.
    You have killed approximately 524,160,000,000 little swimmers.
    You have killed 2912 kittens.


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  9. 02-26-2006, 09:38 PM Lounge   -   #15
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    The last bit kind off scares me about the kittens
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  11. 02-26-2006, 09:43 PM Lounge   -   #16
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    You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
    You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
    You have killed 18 hookers.
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  13. 02-26-2006, 10:05 PM Lounge   -   #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese

    You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
    You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
    You have killed 18 hookers.


    The only bit that's true is the last line. Fact.
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  15. 02-26-2006, 10:08 PM Lounge   -   #18
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    Last edited by Gripper; 02-26-2006 at 10:13 PM.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  17. 02-26-2006, 10:09 PM Lounge   -   #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese

    You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
    If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
    You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
    You have killed 18 hookers.


    The only bit that's true is the last line. Fact.
    He might be a eunuch
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  19. 02-26-2006, 10:11 PM Lounge   -   #20
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    The dabs smilie does have a universal truth to it.
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