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    Should I make a thread on what I did in the shower this morning
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Should I make a thread on what I did in the shower this morning
    There already is a masturbation thread.

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    I did something different to that

    I don't self pleasure in the shower anymore. I had an official looking letter saying that my semen was clogging up the sewers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I did something different to that

    I don't self pleasure in the shower anymore. I had an official looking letter saying that my semen was clogging up the sewers.
    Really.

    Wanking in the shower > wanking in the bath, coz your hair doesn't get sticky when you wash it.

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    You have a shower and a bath

    You're soo posh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    You have a shower and a bath

    You're soo posh.
    No.

    Two of both actually, but that's not impotent right now.

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    Take note, children.

    If you marry into wealth, you too can have all the mod-cons
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Take note, children.

    If you marry into wealth, you too can have all the mod-cons
    Indeed, feck all that education bunkum, it's a waste of time and effort.

    Marry into money, only muppets would do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco
    Feck, Ross.

    You've got a tongue like that and you still can't get a shag
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