In love

[Skweeky1]

Does anyone else find it annoying when one of your mates is in love?

I always get really jealous of their endorphine level.
I asked my bf the other day why he never gave me a Valentine's Day card and he answered ' if you're really lucky, i'll never give you one'

Where are the days that we went a-walking in the glen whilst drinking a bottle of Buckfast?
( I know, it sounds rather chav and un-romantic, but Buckfast has a nice taste and the glen behind the house is lovely)

[DorisInsinuate]

I thought I was in love once, then I realised it was just gas, and then I found out it was a 40lb tumor in my stomach.

[lynx]

I thought I was in love once, then I realised it was just gas, and then I found out it was a 40lb tumor in my stomach.

That's what you get when you eat 40lb tumors.

[Barbarossa]

Never ever "Go Large".

[DorisInsinuate]

I thought I was in love once, then I realised it was just gas, and then I found out it was a 40lb tumor in my stomach.

That's what you get when you eat 40lb tumors.

MaccyD's were serving AiDs anyway, so I thought, "Why not?"

[MagicNakor]

Does anyone else find it annoying when one of your mates is in love?

I always get really jealous of their endorphine level.
I asked my bf the other day why he never gave me a Valentine's Day card and he answered ' if you're really lucky, i'll never give you one'

Where are the days that we went a-walking in the glen whilst drinking a bottle of Buckfast?
( I know, it sounds rather chav and un-romantic, but Buckfast has a nice taste and the glen behind the house is lovely)

Maybe he only gives Valentine cards to people he dislikes.

[Snee]

Does anyone else find it annoying when one of your mates is in love?

I always get really jealous of their endorphine level.
I asked my bf the other day why he never gave me a Valentine's Day card and he answered ' if you're really lucky, i'll never give you one'

Where are the days that we went a-walking in the glen whilst drinking a bottle of Buckfast?
( I know, it sounds rather chav and un-romantic, but Buckfast has a nice taste and the glen behind the house is lovely)

Maybe he only gives Valentine cards to people he dislikes.

Best way ever to break up with someone.

Which doesn't involve huge amounts of slapstick and violence, anyhow.

[Biggles]

In my experience, being in love is rather like sticking your hand in the fire.

The main difference being, after the first time you tend to stop sticking your hand in the fire.

[j2k4]

Does anyone else find it annoying when one of your mates is in love?

I always get really jealous of their endorphine level.
I asked my bf the other day why he never gave me a Valentine's Day card and he answered ' if you're really lucky, i'll never give you one'

Where are the days that we went a-walking in the glen whilst drinking a bottle of Buckfast?
( I know, it sounds rather chav and un-romantic, but Buckfast has a nice taste and the glen behind the house is lovely)

You'd better get to work on the lad.

You want too, anyway, right?

[Busyman]

I think it's best to have a guarded love.

Lose yourself in the woman but are always able to step back.

I think many women can't do this with a man. It may be due to insecurity or whatever but they will stay with a most fucked individual (he may beat her, cheat on her, whatever) due remembrance of those special times.

I think it takes an unhealthy capsizing in the muck of love to finally arrive at the perfect synergy between love and logic.

Some are bound for the same unhealthy mistakes over and over again. They never "correct".