I just googled my real name ( yeah, ok, so I was really bored)
And this is what comes up on the short list on google
my real name is Sonja ******* you can call me at -3215211139 NO,I'm not a hooker
This is an extract from an ancient record on this forum. I thought we lost all the archives after the board wars
(a bit like the chaos wars but they involved Cucumber Ron, Razz and other classic characters)
They never should've left me alone with that computer when there was drink in the house.