I hate horses. The smarmy stuck up bastards of animals.
They walk around the streets with their huge cocks, waving them around. Things with such huge wangs should be built with matching self control systems.
They're also fucking emo.
Horses as environmentally friendly transport?
Last I checked motorbikes don't shit all over the pavement.
Another thing is that nobody looks right riding a horse. Lesbians look like gay men on horses. Where else could that happen?
Camels are faster, have better miles per gallon and come with anti-theft devices (spitting). Why doesn't Steptoe carrying his old fridges out there leave me camelshit to walk through on a morning? Camels are still pointless, but they're better animals.
The tip of the iceberg: the horses get all the women. Just watch the videos people. I'll never be as shocked as when I was that one night looking for an ebook of animal farm.