Worst Way To Die

**DorisInsinuate** · 03-09-2006, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by hmpl

...........The 9-year-old was the oldest of four children Luis Gutierrez had with his 22-year-old wife, Maria.......damn......

The article said he was eight a couple of paragraphs previous. Also, the 'foul' references in one of the sentences seems a bit off.

Hoax

Maybe it was his birthday, you heartless bastard, heartlessnker.

**Carcinus** · 03-09-2006, 01:29 AM

They had film of the poor fucker saying he knew he was going to die as soon as the train was removed, but that he was glad he got to say goodbye. Fuck that!!!

**Tempestv** · 03-09-2006, 01:51 AM

Carcinus, gotta agree with you. that or being quartered

**Cheese** · 03-09-2006, 01:52 AM

Originally Posted by Carcinus

They had film of the poor fucker saying he knew he was going to die as soon as the train was removed, but that he was glad he got to say goodbye. Fuck that!!!

Sounds kind of nice to me, he got to say goodbye at least. What did he do? Purse snatching? Jaywalking? Whistling in a non-whistling zone?

**Carcinus** · 03-09-2006, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by Cheese

Originally Posted by Carcinus

They had film of the poor fucker saying he knew he was going to die as soon as the train was removed, but that he was glad he got to say goodbye. Fuck that!!!

Sounds kind of nice to me, he got to say goodbye at least. What did he do? Purse snatching? Jaywalking? Whistling in a non-whistling zone?

Gum. He spat Gum....

Nice in the way that it was painless because his nerves were destroyed, but personally I'd prefer to OD in my sleep rather than that.

**manker** · 03-09-2006, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by Carcinus

Nice in the way that it was painless because his nerves were destroyed, but personally I'd prefer to OD in my sleep rather than that.

I've been summoned to bed -- but how the feck does that work

Shock may render the situation painless but I'm confused about the nerve destroying thang.

Please remember in your answer that I am a mere bank clerk and the workings of a human body are a complete mystery to me.

Edit: Apart from women's bodies

**Carcinus** · 03-09-2006, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by Carcinus

Nice in the way that it was painless because his nerves were destroyed, but personally I'd prefer to OD in my sleep rather than that.

I've been summoned to bed -- but how the feck does that work

Shock may render the situation painless but I'm confused about the nerve destroying thang.

Please remember in your answer that I am a mere bank clerk and the workings of a human body are a complete mystery to me.

Edit: Apart from women's bodies

Fall between a moving train and a platform, your upper body remains fine, your lower body spins, destroying all your internal organs, and your lower spinal column. Due to the weird vortex created by the moving train, your lower body doesn't fall away till the train is removed, and because your spinal column is intact, and you can't feel the pain, you are fully aware of whats going on. See why I've never forgotten that?