I loved watching you play, and wish you'd had a luckier draw than the one that retired you.
Drop dead, you cheap, cheating, selfish, lying prick.
You, McGwire, Palmiero and the rest of the steroid freaks.
Now we're gonna have a national argument about whether or not to re-write the record book, when all we need to do is get after it with a big fucking eraser.
Thanks alot, assholes.