My old lady's car is in the shop so she drove mine to work and I'm driving my Camry.
I went to my follow-up appointment in Orthopedics and everythings is cool.
When I leave, I realized I was in the far left lane and needed to be in the right lane.
I move over and then see a car off to side slightly on the shoulder. He then beeps his horn. I just keep going. I apparently cut him off.
He then follows me.
He pulls beside me and rolls down his window.
We both slow and I roll down mine.
We start arguing...we are now stopped in the middle of the road about 12 car lengths from the stop light. This was the conversation....
Fella: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Me: My bad man. I didn't see you!
Fella: What the fuck you mean, you didn't see me?!!
Me: I didn't see you 'till the last second!
Fella: Both ya'll cars was squeezing me and then you runnin' me off-the road and shit. You ain't even fuckin' apologize or nothin'!
Me: Now how the fuck I'ma apologize and we drivin'?!!! I'm apologizing now!!
Fella: You coulda waved your hands or sumthin'!
Me: Like that would made a fuckin' difference!
Me: Look dude I understand. I get mad at people that've done the same shit the same way. I said I was sorry.
Fella: You sorry? I coulda let you slam into me!
Me: Muhfucka everybody has missed seeing somebody in another lane before! Shut the fuck up!
Fella: Nah muhfucka I always check my fucking blind spots.
Me: YOU A FUCKING LIE. EVERYBODY HAS FUCKED UP LIKE THAT BEFORE! NOW I SAID I APOLOGIZED EVEN WITH YOU FUCKING CURSING AT ME AND SHIT!!
Fella: Aiight man.
....and we drove on.