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Was it the dope that killed him?Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
I had a kitten that smoked dope. Fact.
...He's dead now.
If it was the smoking, then that's tragic; if it was hit by a car, then that's comedy.
edit: I posted this before Spatch posted that other one. It made sense way back when
Last edited by DorisInsinuate; 03-14-2006 at 10:04 PM.
It's hot in Topeka.
Kentish old lady
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Aha, now I now you're making this up. There are no french ladies.
Noodle Critic
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Maybe she was a tranny then!
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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I've never seen a cross dressing kittenMaybe she was a tranny then!
Use Logic Or STFU!!!
Sorry I corrected it. I meant her car. Doing to much and writing to fast.
Is she a robot
To the rest.............. I thought you (and hobbes) were the jedi knights of the road and didn't have to worry about other road users because you "had the force"
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
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Procrastinator
I am so sorry, I am going to hell for sure. It's a horrible story but made me giggle for some sick twisted reason.
I really am very sorry for my inappropriate laughter.
Noodle Critic
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That's okay.
Poor little thing was found on the roadside by two girl (one of which was my best friend's sister) and they went from door to door asking people if they had cats they weren't in. I remember petting it while it was in the basket we took it to the vet in and he was all cold.Poor little thing was only about 1 or 2. His name was Koneko, that's Japanese for "kitten".
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
woowoo
I had driver's ed today and i'm driving the instructor's camry...
I'm driving along then suddenly some jackass starts moving into my lane, about to slam right into me, so i move sorta onto the shoulder, but i'm inexperienced so i'm like 'wtf i do!!!' and the isntructor honks the horn.
He just keeps driving, after cutting me off!
So i follow him for a bit, like the instructor told me to do.
Then he stops and i pull up next to him, and the instructor has a go at him.
For full convo refer to post 1.
Then he gets into the car, and goes 'what a jackass eh? I bet he's the kind of guy who hangs out on forums all day long and has like 12,000 posts but wont admit he spends all day on the forums...'
I just sorta went 'uhh, ya' and we drove on.
en(un)lightened
Why didn't you ask him how he "checks his blind spots" from behind the wheel?
Or does he just dodge traffic while he gets out and looks?
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Procrastinator
That's okay.
Poor little thing was found on the roadside by two girl (one of which was my best friend's sister) and they went from door to door asking people if they had cats they weren't in. I remember petting it while it was in the basket we took it to the vet in and he was all cold.
Awww poor little thing. I wish cats had more roadsense. I've lost a few like that...Plus the one that some evil git kicked in the face. I think my faith in humanity was lost the day I took it to the vets trying to hold the poor things' jaw on.
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!!' and the isntructor honks the horn.
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