Job interview

[rnanker]

you should have took dave along and introduced him as your boyfriend then they would have believed you were mad.

[Mike Nelson]

you should have took dave along and introduced him as your boyfriend then they would have believed you were mad.

That's a bit harsh, I'm sure The is a lovely guy.

[Gripper]

You realize that a flack jacket and stab vest are mandatory for bingo callers nowdays,them places get well rowdy.

[Carcinus]

I've been rejected from getting a job at the Bingo Hall. Now, I only wanted to pull a few pints and shout some numbers out for minimum wage, not discover the the scientific principles of the game. Never mind, I was slightly consoled by being offered a job as feeder and slaughterer on a pig farm by a man in the pub whose head was much wider at the chin than it was at the forehead.

I declined. He couldn't understand why anyone would not want to work on a pig farm. He was cornish.

[DorisInsinuate]

I've been rejected from getting a job at the Bingo Hall. Now, I only wanted to pull a few pints and shout some numbers out for minimum wage, not discover the the scientific principles of the game. Never mind, I was slightly consoled by being offered a job as feeder and slaughterer on a pig farm by a man in the pub whose head was much wider at the chin than it was at the forehead.

I declined. He couldn't understand why anyone would not want to work on a pig farm. He was cornish.

Tsk. That was dumb. You could have taken the job at the pig farm and called bingo numbers for the sows.

Silly Billy

[JPaul]

I've been rejected from getting a job at the Bingo Hall. Now, I only wanted to pull a few pints and shout some numbers out for minimum wage, not discover the the scientific principles of the game. Never mind, I was slightly consoled by being offered a job as feeder and slaughterer on a pig farm by a man in the pub whose head was much wider at the chin than it was at the forehead.

I declined. He couldn't understand why anyone would not want to work on a pig farm. He was cornish.

That's a pity. Do you have any other irons in the fire.

[Proper Bo]

tax dodger

[Carcinus]

Could have played "Who's pig is this!" a la Eddie Izzard.

I've not had the dole through yet so I'm not technically dodging anything. Plus I'm owed a tax rebate in any case.
So Nya.

[Gripper]

You had a lucky escape The Bingo Hall is a hotbed of incest,jealousy and intrigue,and usually the beer is cheap,so you know who would suddenly develope a liking for the Bingo.

[Carcinus]

Cheap beer, gambling, and loose women (well, slack anyway at their age), sounds right up the street of you know who.