st paddy's day

[4play]

Im drunk in cork but for some reason i have only talked to scot's, americans and australians.

Irish people out this was seem few and far between.

The parade was nice until people started throwing stuff at the polish people marching when they were chanting polska. So the irish crowd started with pol scum which kinda ryhmed.

Either way i was never thrown out of a pub for being sick(my younger brother was) but we have been drinking since 6:30 this morning when the pubs opened.

[JPaul]

Pionta Guinness, le do thoil, No thank you, I only like cider!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

That's rubbish.

Why do people use shampoo, because they don't want to rub shite into their hair.