I took the afternoon of work today and when for a game of golf because i had a bit of a hangover and needed to get some fresh air. The golf course i play on is owned by the council. So it full of people who takes thier dogs for walkies on there.
I hit my second shot on the tenth hole and it went in a small stream in the bottom of the hill. I then went to retrieve my ball and climb up the bank, but when i put my hand on the bank my fingers went in some dogshit
The moral of the story is it's a good job i had my golf glove on or it could have been worse
I also had to throw my glove away. Fekin daaaaaaggggs