I'm off to get copied and pasted

[Carcinus]

I think I'm in charge of bringing them both home safely, and taking incriminating photos of course.

Well, you've ably demonstrated that you can outdrink Cheese (and me), so I think this is wise.

I'm staying in, btw

I shall encourage him to share his drunken wisdom upon his return!

Enjoy your sobriety.

[manker]

[JPaul]

I'm staying in also too.

I may not be entirely Sober tho'

[Carcinus]

I'm staying in also too.

I may not be entirely Sober tho'

I am somehow doubting whether manker will be sober either. My alcho-sense is tingling and telling me he has a few beers squirreled away for such an occasion

[manker]

I've still got a few bottles of that nice Pouilly Fuisse wine.

I might drink a bottle of that to myself, see what happens, like.

Have to be sneaky about it tho' - no ice bucket

[JPaul]

I've still got a few bottles of that nice Pouilly Fuisse wine.

I might drink a bottle of that to myself, see what happens, like.

Have to be sneaky about it tho' - no ice bucket

What a gaylord of a post that was. I mean, really.

[Carcinus]

I've still got a few bottles of that nice Pouilly Fuisse wine.

I might drink a bottle of that to myself, see what happens, like.

Have to be sneaky about it tho' - no ice bucket

I predict you will feel a warm happy glow, and your intellect will shrink in inverse proportion to the growth of the need to share your thoughts with the internet. This will lead to a dearth of grammatical faux pas and spelling mishaps which you will cringe at, at a later date. Your speech will become slurred and your co-ordination will suffer. You won't care though.
You will smoke more and shout at the TV if you are watching it. You will probably ring all your friends. You will think it is a very good idea to open another bottle of wine after you have finished the first. I strongly recommend you think long and hard before you open a third.

[manker]

I've still got a few bottles of that nice Pouilly Fuisse wine.

I might drink a bottle of that to myself, see what happens, like.

Have to be sneaky about it tho' - no ice bucket

What a gaylord of a post that was. I mean, really.

Honest?

[JPaul]

What a gaylord of a post that was. I mean, really.

Honest?

Yes indeed, stick to the Babycham. If your chums find out of this wine drinking (particularly white, for the ladies), they will brand you a mechanic d'arce. It will be no-one's fault but your own.

[GepperRankins]

i could drink the shitty beer that graham left. maybe i could stop being a two faced cunt