manker

[JPaul]

I think you'll find my initial pledge included a caveat

I have no interest in fish eggs, Welchman.

[rnanker]

why didnt you answer your phone when i called and drunkenly left and message? please to let the missus answer next time.

[manker]

My phone hasn't rung all night. Fact.

[rnanker]

i def phoned you twice, check your voicemail.

[rnanker]

i just tried again, rang 3 times and went to answering machine, must be gep block on, or something.

[manker]

When I said 'my phone hasn't rung all night' - I may have been a little bit presumptuous.

I think I must have left it in the car or something

[rnanker]

git. next time it goes get the missus to answer and say "hello gep hotline for drunken geptards, how can we help you"


today i told some guy his sweets (haribo) had aids. he didnt look too happy.

[manker]

Ok. Next time I see you phone, I'll get her to answer.

Last night, I told this bloke I hardly know that his (gay as fuck) leather jacket had given him the bad aids. A few of my friends laughed, most of them were just confused

[Cheese]

Last night, someone threw a condom into the shop. I refused to go near it in case I caught the aids.

[JPaul]

You can catch aids thro' having unprotected bumsecks with someone who has aids.