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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Mmm, I see a pattern emerging here.

    State your name and then say bitch = funny
    Maybe you can also use it for making tired, old jokes into something spectacularly funny.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese


    That might be too subtle, this is a crass american humour thread.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Uh-oh, UK cultural reference.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Even just adding 'bitch' to the Google quotes of the day make them funny:


    "I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Bitch!"
    - Eddie Izzard

    "History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
    Bitch!"
    - Abba Eban

    "Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
    Bitch!"
    - James Magary

    "Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
    Bitch!"
    - Unknown

    "Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
    Bitch!"
    - William Shakespeare
    Last edited by Cheese; 03-21-2006 at 09:17 AM.

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    Mr. Mulder could have everyone rolling in the aisles of Glyn Webb with a simple alteration:

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Wrong movie , but it seems to work with all comic characters.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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