wouldn't
when she behaves like a man
saturdays
never
special occasions
during sex
after dinner
between 10pm and 1am monday to friday
when she hits you first
when she's the enemy in a world war
when she hits you in the baws (men only option)
when you are another woman
when she she used to be a man and insults you in a pub in edinburgh on a saturday night
Only if you're in a car,and she crosses against the light.
Peace bd
Presumably when she confesses she has been very naughty and you both know the safe word
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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