maybe time to stop the practising and get yourself laid?Originally Posted by GepperRankins
maybe time to stop the practising and get yourself laid?Originally Posted by GepperRankins
last time i fuckoed this girl in the face and told her to suck my cawk, then i told her i was gonna pound her ass. then she slapped me.
She obviously hasn't seen much porn, and is therefore rubbish in bed. I bet she was surprised when at the moment of climax you whipped your old man out and squirted her in the face with it, too.
she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.
she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.
Asking for a pearl necklace for her birthday present was probably a mistake too.
i remember when she was looking through a holiday brochure and said she'd like to try water sports. so i pished on her face.
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