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The definition of the word "Twonk" is "an incompetent, useless fool". The word twonk is used in the Only Fools & Horses television series although it was first used in 'Open All Hours'
The act of striking an object with a flaccid penis, usually in jest.
:earl:Originally Posted by Carcinus
Wouldn't want to be struck with a flaccid penis in a serious manner.