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  1. 04-02-2006, 08:33 PM #1
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    Jane decides to go do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

    She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

    Jane: "Hey I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."

    Store Clerk: "I'm sorry about that ma'am. We've been having problems with some of our tapes lately. Which title did you rent?"

    Jane: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."




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