fo rillz ma neega weel always rememba yoo dawg
they suck bawls anyway
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
so does your mother but i dont see a thread about her do i?
Heard about this earlier today, poor guy got shot in his head
Never heard of him.
I only ever get to hear of rappers (well, black ones - I know of Eminem, Scatman John D. and Vanilla Ice ) when they die.
Which I think is a very good thing. Hopefully, while showing his obituary on a news channel, they won't play any of his music.
That way I can remember him with completely apathy
A blonde bought a brand new Lexus, and returned the next day,Originally Posted by Guillaume
complaining that the radio didn't work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this...", and he said, "Nelson."
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie." the salesman said, and "On The Road Again" began to play.
She drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time she'd say "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classic music,
and every time she'd say "Beatles", she'd get one of theirs.
One day, a driver ran a red light and nearly wiped out her new car,
but she swerved in time to avoid the collision.
She yelled, "ASSHOLE!"......and the French National Anthem began to play.
I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.