No2 Son was getting a new fancy Dan 3 mobile today. One of the ones that has Sky TV and videophone and all that pish on it. I had to get the contract in my name as he isn't 18 yet.
The chap in the shop (really nice bloke actually) was filling out some forms and got to a bit that was obviously some sort of demographics questions. He asked me if I did anything by way of hobbies, to which I replied ski-boxing. It's now on the form and as such official.
No2 looked at me as if I was a mental, but managed not to quite piss himself larfing until we got out of the shop.