Which Condom Do U Use?

[waterStrider]

the title is confusing, since this somewhat belongs in the funny stuff area... but i cant help but laugh!!   

I thought the same, therefore: Funny Stuff.

yeah this was suppose to be in the funny stuff..sori
but someone's moved it. thnx

what about Mcdonald Condom~: Things that make u go mmmmmmmmmmmm

[j2k4]

I don't. Lucky, lucky me!

Anyone remember "Bungee" condoms-"for those dangerous slips and slides"?

[Spindulik]

I don't use condoms.

[Loomis]

is that because you choose not to or because you've never had the opportunity...?

[Schmiggy_JK23]

condoms suck ass... id much rather have the gf, girl, whatever, on the pill or something.

but when i need, on those one night stand kinda nights, im all bout the extra sensitive trojans

[Wolfmight]

Condom+Pills+Letting it out, outside=Very safe indeed

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Loomis@26 April 2003 - 21:58
is that because you choose not to or because you've never had the opportunity...?

I am married. I choose not to.

[dwightfry]

I don't how this could be worded to fit into the topic, but I just had to point out the new slogan for the Humvee.

"There's nothing like a Hummer"

indeed there is not.

[baccyman]

try using the invisible ones for extra sensitivity lol

[OcramC]

Condom Slogans By:


Nike : Just do it.
Toyota : Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi : You got the right one, baby.
Pringles : Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Mentos : The freshmaker.
A Pack of Flintstones Vitamins : Ten million strong and growing.
Secret : Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh : It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford : The best never rest.
Chevy : Like a rock.
Dial : Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto : Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto : Who's next?
Avis :Trying harder than ever.
KFC : Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola : Always the Real Thing.
Lays Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup : Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric : We bring good things to life!
AT&T : Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty : The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft : Where do you want to go today?
Energizer : It keeps going and going and going....
M&M : It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell : Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI : For friends and family
Doublemint : Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears Latex Condom : One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines Travel Pack: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines Travel Pack : Fly United.
The Star Trek : To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Food Lion (a grocery store) : We don't think it's funny to waste time or money.
JC Penny (a clothes store) : Doin' it right.
Starbursts : Gets Your Juices Flowin'.


List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week:
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP.
2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER.
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY.
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT.
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER.
6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG.
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. DON’T GET SPUNKY WITHOUT YOUR MONKEY.
9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE.
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER.
11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK.
12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT.
13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS.
14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE.
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER.
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER.
17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL.
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION.
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL.
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER.
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
22. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON.