which of these things have you pished on before

[Barbarossa]

I am witness to the fact that girls can and will pish standing up when plied with enough alcoholic encouragement.



EDIT: With hilarious consequences for them the morning after when they realise what they did.

[manker]

I am witness to the fact that girls can and will pish standing up when plied with enough alcoholic encouragement.



EDIT: With hilarious consequences for them the morning after when they realise what they did.

Bit off-topic (kinda) I know, but how is the swinging scene working out for you?

[Barbarossa]

I am witness to the fact that girls can and will pish standing up when plied with enough alcoholic encouragement.



EDIT: With hilarious consequences for them the morning after when they realise what they did.

Bit off-topic (kinda) I know, but how is the swinging scene working out for you?

:eh?:

[manker]

Just made the assumption that the swinging scene (where I've not ventured) is the only place a bloke might find exhibitionist, vertically-pishing femme fatales.

The good lawd only knows how much I've scoured the earth for this jewel of womanhood.

[Barbarossa]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

No no, this was just some student from Lancashire many moons ago, after a fair few doses of cider and black.

Whether she later joined the swinging fraternity, I couldn't possibly say.

EDIT: I would hardly classify her as a "jewel".

"Rough diamond" would be flattering in the extreme.

[manker]

Cider and black, you say

[Barbarossa]

It's been indelibly etched into my psyche...

[Seedler]

A girl who can stand up and pish.......
don't they need an operation to be able to do that?

watch a watersport pr0n movie.

That will clear all your doubts.

[missie]

I once pished on a nettle, and it took revenge my stinging me quite badly.
Much to the amusement of my drunktard pals, I may add.