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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    I am called a princess!

    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
    attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food
    and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
    aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to
    announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
    people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his
    trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking
    woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
    brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
    pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my
    country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the
    flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
    country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you."Tray-up, Bitch."

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
    lol that was a great joke. Thanks for sharing it, I've never heard it before.

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