Psychological Test

[namzuf9]

If only I could count past 4

[WeeMouse]

So if you got 6 "f"s, you just might be a redneck.

my neck is as pale as the rest of my body!

[hobbes]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@27 April 2003 - 10:22

So if you got 6 "f"s, you just might be a redneck.

my neck is as pale as the rest of my body!

Are you sure? Color isn't everything. Here's a checklist for you:

You use your fishing license as a form of identification.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You go to family reunions to meet girls.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

Your momma has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a coat and grabbing a flashlight.

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

You have a rag for a gas cap.

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

You can spit without opening your mouth. (classsic)

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

You thought the Unibomber was a wrestler.

Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.

You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"

You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.

The directions to your house includes the phrase "turn off the paved road".

Your dog and wallet are both on a chain.

Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.You mow the lawn and you find a car

You divorce, remarry and DO NOT have to change your surname

Or, you remarry three times and still have the same in-laws


Believe it or not I actually shortened this, alot. I hadn't looked at these Jeff Foxworthy jokes in years.



For you, WeeMouse, since you are planning on getting a job:

If you take a can of beer to a job interview,.........you might be a redneck.

[clocker]

Originally posted by hobbes@27 April 2003 - 09:55




For you, WeeMouse, since you are planning on getting a job:

If you take a can of beer to a job interview,.........you might be a redneck.

And if you get the job....!

[WeeMouse]

I can safely say I'm not a redneck...although I'm annoying my mum so much just now that ammo just may well be appearing on her christmas list this year!