Why the sea is salty

[manker]

No, no. It still won't work

I think it's more to do with the cawkal girth, rather than the erectilibility.

Then you will have to get your friend to practice with smaller items and gradually work his way up to your full girth. Can I suggest starting with a pinky? Then a finger, then the thumb and work up from there.

Some sort of lubricant may also be a good idea. Tennants Super Lager is an ideal choice.

So what you're saying is that some sort of lughole stretching is in order.

A bit like what the Boro of the Amazon Basin do with those plugs that they put in their lips. Starting with a small plug and gradually putting larger and larger plugs in until the hole is at the desired girth.

Hmm. Interesting, but I think I shan't bother.

I have two options in front of me; either you've indulged in this earhole grooming and worked your way cautiously toward 'earal penetration' - or you've an unfeasibly small penis

[What'spunk.]

Then you will have to get your friend to practice with smaller items and gradually work his way up to your full girth. Can I suggest starting with a pinky? Then a finger, then the thumb and work up from there.

Some sort of lubricant may also be a good idea. Tennants Super Lager is an ideal choice.

So what you're saying is that some sort of lughole stretching is in order.

A bit like what the Boro of the Amazon Basin do with those plugs that they put in their lips. Starting with a small plug and gradually putting larger and larger plugs in until the hole is at the desired girth.

Hmm. Interesting, but I think I shan't bother.

I have two options in front of me; either you've indulged in this earhole grooming and worked your way cautiously toward 'earal penetration' - or you've an unfeasibly small penis

There's always the third "both" option.

[manker]

There's always the third "both" option.

So, you like a bit of both, eh.

[What'spunk.]

There's always the third "both" option.

So, you like a bit of both, eh.

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Or have you?

[manker]

So, you like a bit of both, eh.

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Or have you?

I've been known to dabble with the old ppk

[What'spunk.]

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Or have you?

I've been known to dabble with the old ppk

ppk?

[manker]

I've been known to dabble with the old ppk

ppk?

Yup, ppk.

[What'spunk.]

ppk?

Yup, ppk.

What's ppk?

[manker]

Wow, it hasn't even hit urbandictionary.com.

I think I'll leave it there anyhow

[What'spunk.]

Wow, it hasn't even hit urbandictionary.com.

I think I'll leave it there anyhow

Denied.