First of all, he ingeniously wrote "Cawk" before my surname, making it double barrelled and ghey.
Turning it over i saw this on the back:
In short, an apology from royal mail for damaging the parcel (it was inside a clear bag when I got it, the envelope itself was open).
another, slightly smaller, ghey paperclip
5 pack of razors (2 missing)
burberry womens perfume
chewing gum (one opened)
baccy tin (with two embassy tabs inside, both with burnt filters)