old couple in a car

[baccyman]

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.



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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"
"No," her husband replied.

"Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."



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An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and he rides because he can hear.
After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper.

She rolls down her window and the cop says "I need to see your drivers license and vehicle registration please."

The woman turns to her husband and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

The husband replies, "HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!"

The woman gives the documents to the officer and after studying her license the cop says, "Oh, you're from Chicago. I've been there. Actually, the worse piece of ass I ever had was in Chicago!"

The woman turns to her husband and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

And the husband replies, "HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU!"

[maebach]

I only understood the last one though

[baccyman]

the oldest profession is prostitution

the second joke he was not getting any nookie