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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I'll be using this thread as a whinge-blog.
    Why? Are you off work for 8 and a half weeks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I'll be using this thread as a whinge-blog.
    Why? Are you off work for 8 and a half weeks?


    Quality sig, btw.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Good luck with it.
    It didn't take long for 3 fags to come out of the woodwork did it

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Good luck. Get the patches so you can have the trippy dreams, the dreams will be most likely about zombies. :sage:

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    Cheers, lads

    Just realised that after I have an appointment, I always used to smoke - just scrabbled about for ages in drawers looking for one, before I remembered that I don't smoke anymore. I've done that on three occasions today.

    In other news:

    There's a variety of Wrigley's Airwaves called Black Mint.

    V. Nice they are, not as nice as a ciggie but rather good all the same.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    good move & good on you.

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    Thanks, zed.

    Day two and last night wasn't so bad. I was in on my own with me lad for most of the evening, so that kept me occupied.

    I dreamed of smoking tho'
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Thanks, zed.

    Day two and last night wasn't so bad. I was in on my own with me lad for most of the evening, so that kept me occupied.

    I dreamed of smoking tho'
    When your kid's older are you going to teach him to smoke? Kids today just look like complete gimps when they smoke, because their dads didn't teach them how to do it right.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Thanks, zed.

    Day two and last night wasn't so bad. I was in on my own with me lad for most of the evening, so that kept me occupied.

    I dreamed of smoking tho'
    When your kid's older are you going to teach him to smoke? Kids today just look like complete gimps when they smoke, because their dads didn't teach them how to do it right.
    I think if a Dad sees his kid smoking cigarettes, it's mandatory for them to lock the kid in a cupboard and make them smoke ciggie after ciggie til they're sick and so never try them again.

    The same principle also applies with other stuff, my Dad caught me drinking cider, locked me in a cupboard and wouldn't let me out til I'd finished a whole crate of Diamond White.

    It could have been worse, my sister was caught chasing the dragon
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    The patches work well, although they itch like fuckery. I, to my shame, have not yet gone cold turkey, although I have the patches all ready. I've had a cunt of a week so far, beginning in half my house being ripped to pieces, and culminating thus far in being taxed 22% on my paltry wages because the tax office can't get to grips with someone being employed after being self-employed.

    Manker, best of luck, and when you do finally dare to go to the pub, warn all your smoker friends not to give you cigs, and also that you will be a complete and utter moody fucktard.
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