To all housewives since the begining of time,
I finally understand your pain
as of two weeks ago
i have undergone the emancipated version of "dad leave"
where i take care of Il Bambino for two months with full pay.
ofcourse there are giggly,sweet moments
I tell you, i prefer to go back to work.
It is non stop attention seeking, entertaining, mind reading, feeding, cleaning
you don't get five minutes to do "real" things other than mind your kid.
Its smooth if you have nothing else to do than take care of the baby
if other things come in, yes i do have a life - it gets reeeaaally heavy.
Yes he does sleep for 1.5hrs in morning and 45min in afternoon which gives me,
a few seconds to, land, recalculate transform my brain back to myself and then he wakes up and it starts all over.
Worst is the wife coming home, asking what i did today,dissapointed with efficiency compared to her firm.
then she expects me to make fucking dinner.
and then all washed out you finally may get a few seconds to do your own thing unless the the wife needs you for...
What happened to my life?
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