A snippet from a conversation on 29/4/03.
wiz asks Skweeky have you got your clothes off yet ?
* wiz throws some rasbury ripple at Skweeky and hits her gently on the right brest
* wiz gets the mint choc chip ready to throw
* MsSkweeky throws some lemon at wiz and hits him in the eye
* wiz takes a blind shot and gets Skweeky between her legs
<MsSkweeky> oh great, how do I have to clean that op now??? huh?
<MsSkweeky> you made a mess, u clean it up wiz!
* wiz blindly staggers forward and slips on some ice cream and ends up with his head between Skweekys legs
* Skweeky is surprised
* wiz statts to munch ooom mint choc chip my favorite yum
<Skweeky> hey give me some of that too!
* wiz asks were would you like it ?
<Skweeky> i like popsicles...
* wiz says i ain't puting that in the freezer
<Skweeky> u don't have to, i like my ice melted a bit
<wiz> ok well it's shaped a bit like a popsicle and it's frozen solid from the ice cream
<Skweeky> frozen solid? wow...
<Skweeky> won't it become soft when it touches sth warm then?
<wiz> where ? and no it won't become soft when it touches sth warm it's got a mind of its own and a builtin thermosstat it wont thaw for hours i'm sure it will last as long as it takes MrSkweeky to compleate his 50km walk
<Skweeky> mrskweeky aint coming back tonight...
<Skweeky> where? I dunno
<Skweeky> just, sth warm
* wiz says give me a clue
<Skweeky> hairy is it too
<wiz> under your arms ?
<Skweeky> no, I shave there
* wiz says hang on let me lick away all this mint choc chip and i might find somewhere
<wiz> to put it
<Skweeky> ok, i'll just lay back in the meanwhile
* wiz asks would you like to suck my popsicle while i lick off the mint choc chip
* Skweeky says good idea, let's do that, can i put some strawberry on it?
* wiz says yes you can and promptly turns round so Skweeky can cover his popsicle in strawberry ice cream
* Skweeky covers wiz' popsicle in strawberry ice cream, grins, and sucks it
* wiz continues licking away the mint choc chip
* Skweeky licks to, sucking isn't that much fun after all
* wiz slowly uncovers a fury peach with a prawn sticking out of it
* Skweeky is still licking, lots of icecream on that popsicle
* wiz likes prawns and likes more vigorously "Skweeky starts writhing and moaning"
* Skweeky indeed starts writhing and moaning and can no longer focus on that strawberry popsicle
* wiz dicovers a popsicle size opening below the prawn
Skweeky says 'oh my, it's made for it'
wiz inserts a finger to remove any mint choc chip ice cream he may have missed
wiz slowly witdraws a finger coverd in mint choc chip ice cream and sensuously licks it off.
Part 2 to follow soon hopefully.