nice explicit definition.Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
seedler, what did you expect when you made a thread like this? of course people were going to consider you a tard.
Lol, too bad this wasn't real, if not it'd be a lot funnier..but then again, its already funny as it is :p
I find made up storys to be fun.Like this one for example:Originally Posted by Cheese
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands lal over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
I dont have a rep to pertect anymore Go ahead,i wont be here to see it,or atleast not 4-6 hours from now.
He's not worth it, just a fucking prick not worth bothering about.Originally Posted by Cheese
ahhahahahahah
Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.
rofl ziggy.
Although I have a hunch about the story about you and the 12-year old girl being true
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