Period sex?

[manker]

It seems to me that if the relationship is less than, say, a year old then period sex is fine. In fact it makes no difference.

If the relationship is older than that then ... well ... onanism seems more appealing

I hear what you say, however as you are only two well aware, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Or have someone skin your cat for you.

That very much depends upon the viability of approaching the cat skinner for a favour.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I'd have to say no. I get a bit distracted with worrying that it could turn out quite nasty.

I can wait a couple days.

Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I hear what you say, however as you are only two well aware, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Or have someone skin your cat for you.

That very much depends upon the viability of approaching the cat skinner for a favour.

A nice present often helps smooth the way, a quality chrome item perhaps.

[manker]

I'd have to say no. I get a bit distracted with worrying that it could turn out quite nasty.

I can wait a couple days.

Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

Skizo's heterosexual


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

[Skiz]

Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

Skizo's heterosexual


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off....

I await your cunning retort.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

Skizo's heterosexual


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

She's bipolar apparentement.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Skizo's heterosexual


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off....

I await your cunning retort.

Lightweight

[manker]

Skizo's heterosexual


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off....

I await your cunning retort.

Blast, you caught me being disingenuous

I thought I'd kicked that along with the heroin.

[Buffalo]

Yes or no?

Well?

And may I ask why does urine smell odd after eating asparagus?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yes or no?

Well?

And may I ask why does urine smell odd after eating asparagus?

Just don't sniff people's urine after you've eaten asparagus. What are you like, ya big mad aussie.