Frog Shoulder
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No Betty, I'm not getting you a card, you're not my Mother.
The wee one makes a card at school, you can have that.
If the other two are old enough to drink then they're old enough to buy a fucking card.
It's a load of commercial pish to sell cards and I amn't fucking playing.
True story.
PS I used the name Betty to protect Margaret Devine's identity.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
effendi
I've got a mate who has posted over twenty seven thousand times on an interweb forum. Has he got nothing better to do.
He also bought his missus a bin at Xmas time.
Unfeckingbelievable.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Frog Shoulder
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Originally Posted by manker
:earl::eventually:
You know I wouldn't dare mate.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Frog Shoulder
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Just think, if she had posted it as a sequence of numbers, increasing by 1 each time, she'd be pretty near the magical 10,000 by now
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
effendi
To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.
I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Frog Shoulder
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And also another thing, it's unbefeckinglievable. Trust me, I know these things.
Say them out loud (in your head) you'll hear I'm right.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Looking for loopholes
To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.
I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.
I went to Santorini, albeit quite a while a go - lovely place. The archaeology is fantastic. I dare say these days it has internet cafes you could have sent a card to.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Frog Shoulder
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We should cancel the lot except Christmas, which is the most wonderful time of the year.
To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.
I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.
However it really was a mate I was quoting. We were discussing it this very day. The fact that I totally and unreservedly agree his sentiment is neither here, nor indeed there.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
effendi
I said it out loud (in my head) in a rich Scotch brogue and you were right - but when I said it out loud (earl) in my lascivious lilt, it turned out that you were horribly wrongAnd also another thing, it's unbefeckinglievable. Trust me, I know these things.
Say them out loud (in your head) you'll hear I'm right.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
Fixed.
To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.
I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.
I went to Santorini, albeit quite a while a go - lovely place. The archaeology is fantastic. I dare say it has internet cafes these days, to which you could have sent a card.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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