Jodie the blonde, called her boyfriend, Matthew, and siad, "Please come over here and hlep me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" Matthew asked.
"According to the picture on the box," Jodie said, "It's a tiger."
Matthew decided to go over and help with the puzzle. Jodie let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He stuided the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling the tiger.
"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate," he siad, taking her hand and sighing, "then, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back into the box."