1. An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until
he passes a little math test "Here's your first question,"
the foreman said.

"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy."
and he proceeds
to draw three trees.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree makea nine,"
says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second
question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the
picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.
"Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you
get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty
tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to
hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same
rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the
picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree
and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think
that represents a hundred!"

(You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of
each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by
eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a
turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when
la start?

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3. best joke ever by you, honestly!

4. that was awesome, although technically 33.3repeat multiplied times is 99.9 repeat......ok ill shut up now lol

5. 3 x 37 = 111 and 1 + 1 + 1 = 3
6 x 37 = 222 and 2 + 2 + 2 = 6
9 x 37 = 333 and 3 + 3 + 3 = 9
12 x 37 = 444 and 4 + 4 + 4 = 12
15 x 37 = 555 and 5 + 5 + 5 = 15
18 x 37 = 666 and 6 + 6 + 6 = 18
21 x 37 = 777 and 7 + 7 + 7 = 21
24 x 37 = 888 and 8 + 8 + 8 = 24
27 x 37 = 999 and 9 + 9 + 9 = 27

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

7 x 7 = 49
67 x 67 = 4489
667 x 667 = 444889
6667 x 6667 = 44448889
66667 x 66667 = 4444488889
666667 x 666667 = 444444888889
6666667 x 6666667 = 44444448888889

and so on

4 x 4 = 16
34 x 34 = 1156
334 x 334 = 111556
3334 x 3334 = 11115556
33334 x 33334 = 1111155556

1 X 9 = 09 = 0 + 9 = 9
2 X 9 = 18 = 1 + 8 = 9
3 X 9 = 27 = 2 + 7 = 9
4 X 9 = 36 = 3 + 6 = 9
5 X 9 = 45 = 4 + 5 = 9
6 X 9 = 54 = 5 + 4 = 9
7 X 9 = 63 = 6 + 3 = 9
8 X 9 = 72 = 7 + 2 = 9
10 X 9 = 90 = 9 + 0 = 9

that was awesome, although technically 33.3repeat multiplied times is 99.9 repeat......ok ill shut up now lol
But "tree turds" is 3/3 which is 1.

7. Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
that was awesome, although technically 33.3repeat multiplied times is 99.9 repeat......ok ill shut up now lol
But "tree turds" is 3/3 which is 1.
Ya I know, true only if they're treated as fractions, I was saying what if they were in decimals.

Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
But "tree turds" is 3/3 which is 1.
Ya I know, true only if they're treated as fractions, I was saying what if they were in decimals.
A turd can't be accurately represented as a decimal.

Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
But "tree turds" is 3/3 which is 1.
Ya I know, true only if they're treated as fractions, I was saying what if they were in decimals.
You can't, with complete accuracy, depict one third (or in the joke, a turd) as a decimal.

So stop with the trying to be clever, thicko.

Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
But "tree turds" is 3/3 which is 1.
Ya I know, true only if they're treated as fractions, I was saying what if they were in decimals.

Id never want you to be a pilot of a ship Id be on. . .

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