Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
The "people who've been fined for not buying metro tickets" section, it's like a school reunion
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
the "in russia a guy ended up in A+E after trying to fax his penis to his wife" column
how rebellious of youOriginally Posted by 100%
the one where chicks get their hooters out.
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I like the "Metro & State" section. It has a little bit of everything, then I move on to the front section. Then if it's the Sunday paper, I look at the homes for sale that I can't afford.
Finally, "Life & Arts" for the crossword.
Headline from my local rag the day; "1 in 10 accidents caused by young drivers."
I thought it was quite shocking, cos I wouldha guessed about 6/10 accidents were caused by young 'uns. Tankfully, I only buy it for the dawg to do her business on.