So Square Head and his wee brother just got back from watching the Scottish Masters Football, at the Braehead Arena. They were there with a couple of pals.
Me - Hoi, Squarehead, why are you carrying a used football.
SH - Look what My Wee Brother got.
Me - Buy a used football as a souvineer did he.
SH - We threw them back twice.
Me - Not really answering the question there mate.
SH - The guy behind me said "jeest keep it, mait".
Me - Ah the jeest keep it mait defence.
SH - It's a souvineer for Ma Wee Bruther.
Me - Would that be the ball that wasn't thrown back and had to be replaced
SH - I had to hide it from the Stewards all night, it for Ma Wee Brother to keep like.
The trial continues.